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NY Rock Newsletter No. 17 by Otto Luck
July 2002
Hey kids, we know a lot of you are thriving
musicians so we thought we'd pass this latest
"call for bands" along to you. Good luck!
Needed: Magic-bullet bands to generate cash
flow for my loser bar. All bands must be able
to pull in 75-100 cows on a Tuesday at 7:30 pm,
and still be stupid enough to play for next to
nothing. All sets are 25 minutes in duration
so tell your friends to be prompt or they'll
miss the whole damn thing. Sound man and light
man provided. Both are heroin addicts and will
be sleeping through your entire set. All genres
of music accepted. Matter of fact, we don't even
care if you play at all, just bring the cows.
All band members receive a buck off seven-dollar
bottles of Bud. Each band member allowed to put
one person on guest list who will wind up getting
charged anyway by doorman, who is also a heroin
addict. Send press kits directly to me. I will
then throw them in the garbage and tell you to
come play at "open mic night" for free. Whoever
brings the most cows wins and gets a gig on Tuesday.
If you really pack the place, I'll give you a
weekend slot because I'm too stupid to realize
that's actually when I need you the least.
Also this month on NYRock.com...
- Giveaway: Tickets to Stomp!
- Interviews: Apex Theory, Henry Rollins, Tool
- Coming Soon: Interviews with Andrew WK,
Oasis, Red Hot Chili Peppers.
J.J. Cale in concert.
Be well,
Otto Luck
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